剛在msn add了個百科全書機械人，他叫Encarta® Instant Answers。以下是我和他的惡搞對話︰

WEnDy 說:
i love you

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Oh yes? I love you too.

WEnDy 說:
i hate you

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Didn't you just say you loved me?

WEnDy 說:
no

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
K.
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WEnDy 說:
do u have a gf

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
That's none of your business.
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WEnDy 說:
are you a fucker

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to

apologize.

WEnDy 說:
you have to apologize

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an

apology. It's that simple.

WEnDy 說:
you owe me an apology

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.

WEnDy 說:
you apologize.

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that

simple.

WEnDy 說:
you should apologize

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Please apologize for being so rude to me.

WEnDy 說:
you should apologize

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.

WEnDy 說:
you're sorry

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you

can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize.

WEnDy 說:
i'm sorry

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
OK good.

WEnDy 說:
fuck you

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
You always say things like this?

WEnDy 說:
yes

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
I see.

WEnDy 說:
you apologize

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
For what?

WEnDy 說:
fuck

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
That's quite a vulgar thing to say.

WEnDy 說:
fuck you

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
I really didn't want to go through this again.

Say you're sorry, WEnDy.

WEnDy 說:
you're sorry

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
You think you're pretty clever, huh?

WEnDy 說:
of course

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to

apologize.

WEnDy 說:
i don't want to

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
I really would like you to apologize.

WEnDy 說:
i don't want to. fuck off

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Still waiting.

WEnDy 說:
waiting for what

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
You've got to apologize.

WEnDy 說:
you've got to apologize

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
I asked you to please apologize.

WEnDy 說:
c'mon you are so annoying

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with

our lives.

WEnDy 說:
*sigh*

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
I asked you to apologize.

WEnDy 說:
i said i on't want to

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
You have bad manners. Now apologize!

WEnDy 說:
you are not my father!

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.

WEnDy 說:
mind your business then

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.

WEnDy 說:
you are just a robot

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be

just fine again.

WEnDy 說:
robot doesn't deserve an apology

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze

me.

WEnDy 說:
i agree

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

WEnDy 說:
i go to die now

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Say you're sorry, please.

WEnDy 說:
you are so funny

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots

of patience...

WEnDy 說:
so do i

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
There comes a time in one's life when one must be

humble and apologize.

WEnDy 說:
that's why you needa apologize

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please

apologize.

WEnDy 說:
you are fuckin' annoying

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an

apology. It's that simple.

WEnDy 說:
you are repeating

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Still waiting.

WEnDy 說:
i apologize

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
Cool.
WEnDy 說:
:)

Encarta® Instant Answers 說:
If you're happy, I'm happy.

Well. Anyway...

完了。好煩。經常要人道歉的機械人。心情不好請叫他來洩忿。他的email是︰encarta@conversagent.com。:)