Sherlock S3 E2 The Sign of Three

有冇人同我一樣覺得有生之年見到John結婚Sherlock做best man係一件好幸福嘅事 :-(

今集Sherlock好可愛呀

佢個best man speech好感人⋯⋯喊死左 :-(

佢真係好愛華生 :-(

以下瘋狂劇透

華生搵佢做best man，佢完全呆左，因為佢冇諗過自己係華生best friend :-(

面癱了但心裡還是有點小激動吧 :-(

而其實佢一路都已經當華生係佢best friend（因為佢得華生一個friend子哈哈），但係佢對於自己做唔做到華生best friend就咁冇自信

好脆弱的心呀（什麼跟什麼

然後華生big day對於佢黎講其實係一個battle（笑

各樣不符佢平時機智冷靜嘅舉動

人地攝影師叫你企開啲啦DLLM XDDD

佢連餐巾都特登上youtube學摺呀（可愛仔

一個唔覺意摺了很多（笑

然後佢講左一個史上最感人嘅best man speech，我睇左好多次，每次睇都喊死左 :-(

今朝淨係睇文字版都喊左 :-(

當然都感動左座上所有賓客

佢見到所有人都喺度喊，佢好緊張自己係咪講錯野搞喊左人，好著急的樣子（可愛仔

然後華生忍唔住攬左佢（佢心諗太可愛了Sherlock BB

但係Sherlock完全唔知發生乜事，淨係猛咁諗住想繼續講埋個speech，冇等華生坐返低又開始講 XDDDD 華生話你可唔可以等我坐返低先講呀 XDDD

Sherlock乖仔（摸摸頭

然後灑狗血完了，戲肉來了

基本上今次嘅謎題就係有人要喺華生嘅婚宴上面殺一個賓客呀！然後一路講緊speech嘅Sherlock都留意到了，但因為佢要繼續講speech，唯有一路腦內解謎一路繼續講

然後這裡突然帥起來了（心心

就這樣了，都係唔劇透了（很想要吧

我覺得今集個劇本好出色呀，一篇best man speech貫穿左成個劇本，仲用埋黎解謎

據聞原著華生係有結婚，但故事裡面係冇講過佢個婚禮係點的，故事與故事之間直接跳過這樣。而當年仲係12歲嘅Steven Moffat（《Sherlock》製作人之一），睇緊原著嘅佢就諗，我好想睇Sherlock做伴郎呀，於是大個左就寫了這個 XDDD

基於Sherlock對華生滿滿嘅愛，佢嘅best man speech一定係史上最精彩的，Steven Moffat寫呢一集果陣心諗

然後佢自己都寫到喊（笑

以下節錄：

"All emotions — in particular, love — stand opposed to the pure, cold reason I hold above all things. A wedding is, in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all that is false and specious and irrational and sentimental in this ailing morally compromised world."

毒舌開頭

"If I burden myself with a little help mate during my adventures, this is not out of sentiment of caprice. It is that he has many fine qualities of his own that he has overlooked in his obsession with me. Indeed, any reputation I have for mental acuity and sharpness comes, in truth, from the extraordinary contrast John so selflessly provides."

繼續毒舌

"The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all-around obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be the best man, it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend, and certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing. John, I am a ridiculous man, redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship. But as I am apparently your best friend, I cannot congratulate you on your choice of companion.

Actually, now I can. Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable. John, you have endured war, and injury, and tragic loss — so sorry again about that last one. So know this: Today, you sit between the woman you have made your wife and the man you have saved. In short, the two people who love you most in all this world. And I know I speak for Mary as well when I say we will never let you down, and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that. Now, on to some funny stories about John..."

然後神逆轉，最後兩段喊死左

（我今朝就係連睇呢個文字版都喊 :-(

Sherlock成日話自己係sociopath，其實佢一啲都唔sociopath，佢都有自己重視嘅人，而佢都用自己嘅方式去愛佢地

Mrs. Hudson啦，Mrs. Hudson比Mycroft鬧果陣佢會好惡咁迫Mycroft道歉；Mrs. Hudson比人打，佢瘋狂咁掟果個人落街（笑

Molly啦，唔計mission impossible嘅FF片段，Sherlock總共借啲意錫左Molly兩次！！！一次係聖誕party佢眾目睽睽下唔小心（！）踢爆左Molly鍾意佢，Molly勁尷尬勁難受，而一向唔同人say sorry嘅佢竟然同Molly道歉，仲錫左佢一啖（連華生都好驚訝，心諗Sherlock竟然會同人道歉 XDD

第二啖就係Sherlock知道Molly已經有男朋友了，佢唔可以再好似以前咁瘋狂使喚佢了（這什麼），多謝妳一路以黎對我嘅愛呀，小弟無以為報，唯有祝妳幸福，錫妳一啖again（我呢度都有喊死左 :-(

"You do count. You've always counted and I've always trusted you."

收兵之最強段數（what?

當然仲有Lestrade，Sherlock最愛蘇格蘭場小警察，要報警一定要text佢，唔可以自己打999

最後當然係最愛嘅華生啦 :-(

知道華生要結婚，各種緊張各種呷醋各種祝福百感交集的小Sher Sher :-(

最後附送彩蛋

一開始Sherlock讀親友賀電，有個叫Cam嘅人。其實佢唔係叫Cam，佢係叫CAM！！！係第3集個大魔王Charles Augustus Magnussen嘅簡寫呀！！！

最後奉上福利

上集mission impossible佢臨錫Molly之前搞過個頭，大概係覺得自己撥頭髮個樣好型棍子，於是今集又對正鏡頭再撥

啊！心花怒放了我

此乃分隔線

話說我都睇晒Season 3了，終於追上同大家一齊等出年年頭嘅season 4了（笑

但係我好不爽又見到Moriarty個浮誇仔呀，好樣衰呀佢，可以快啲死嗎佢 XDDD 

嗯，我期待著